Friday, June 8, 2007

NEWS UPDATE OF THE CENTURY!!!

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY LADY and to my homegirls JMW AND NIC...

MY LADY FOR DESPISING PARIS HILTON.

NIC AND JMW FOR BEING FELLOW FANS OF DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!




For those of you that are now privvy to my unsavory past, I'm sure glad that I didn't have to witness this before the judge sentenced me to probation for being stupid. The thought of viewing this scene may have scared the poop out of me. Ya know what I'm saying.... because this right hereclick herewould scare any person into staying straight.

Another prime example of WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG...


It's a celebration!!!!!

9 comments:

JustMeWriting said...

LOL...THANK YOU...YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS....I LOVE YOU DAVEEEEE...LOL.

dc_speaks said...

hahahaha....ur so silly.

Lo said...

This is almost as good as getting Osama! This girl (and Lindsay, Nicole, Britney, and that whole Hollywood "playwhore" set) have single-handedly destroyed a generation of young girls who think they are the things to emulate, and encouraged boys to objectify women in the most demoralizing way. Paris and her kind are cruel without remorse and think money can get them out of everything. People would be more compassionate towards them if they didn't flout their (unearned) celebrity as some sort of impervious armor and did something that made a difference on a positive level instead of hurtling us towards the end of civilization as we know it.

Do your time and STFU. It's not like it's prison. It's freakin' COUNTY.

Last night she was gloating, planning house parties, and eating cupcakes and In-n-Out.

Today, she's eating crow.

Sojourner G said...

That's too funny! happy Friday!

deepnthought said...

wow.

DJ Diva said...

thanks for the clip....."allow me" cracks me up errytime!

I love your wife's writing....Scribe wote a good piece on Pedro the other day..

lisa q. said...

absolutely fabulous!

thanks so much for stopping by and commenting dc...do stop by again...i appreciate your comments so much!

Opinionated Diva said...

lol...there are way too many blogs postings about girlie!

I do enjoy seeing her in the back of cop car balling her eyes out though! tee he!

PS: wait I just read Lo's comment about this being almost as good as catching Osama! ROTLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Nic said...

@ Lo,

Your comment said it all. When are you coming out with another book? My stupid work computer won't let me visit your site.
P.S. Crow ain't the only thing she'll be eatin'.