Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Lost Siblings Reunion Day!

We interrupt your day for this urgent news bulletin. No efforts have been spared in making dreams come true. Our investigations have uncovered yet more joyous siblings that were brought together by sheer chance.

Our mission statement is all about the family and we will never give up on helping the world.

I know that some of us have heard that we have a twin somewhere in the world. We may never get to see the person that has striking resemblance to our facial features. So we will try to dedicate various posts to bring loved ones together and reunite siblings that otherwise may not have ever had a chance to bond. Recent articles have proven that siblings can indeed meet, fall in love and marry. ewwwwwwww!

This is the philanthropic side of D.C. I know it's hard to believe but I must help save the world one set of siblings at a time.

For the next installment, we give you:

Lisa Bonet and Captain Jack Sparrow

If you know of any siblings that are looking for their family, please notify us immediately.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Ladies, please be on the lookout for...

this very clever scheme to take advantage of women of all shapes, sizes, color and age.

Happy Friday, peeps!

This has been my public service announcement!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Here comes trouble...

This is a blow off some steam post. The people that would need to see it probably won't and if they did, wouldn't think it applied to them anyway.

Recently, I've been thinking about toxic people and holding onto toxic relationships. It's not a good look. I am more than familiar with the sayin"just because you grow up with someone doesn't make them your friend". Truer words have never been spoken.

Most people don't expect trouble in the guise of family and friends. But experience has taught me this. Everyone is capable of verbally, emotionally, physically and mentally dragging you through the dirt. We think that family would normally keep it 100%. Wrong! We think that our friends wouldn't betray us. Wronger! Hell, our friends are by choice. We can't pick family.

So I say this to all toxic people in or around me and mine.

Stay the fuck away! Period!

This has been my Public Service Announcement.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

As a native Clevelander and a hometown fan of all sports...

I find this commercial to be quite entertaining.

Something needs to happen to bring excitement back to Cleveland Sports fans. Although I don't think basketball fans would find it too appealing.


Sunday, January 18, 2009

Ordering Pizza in the seriously not too distant future...

The quest to order a pizza should never be as difficult as this Click Here!!

Next time you call and make an order...Be very afraid!!!!


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Sometimes I need...

to be reminded why I love cats so much.

I thought this type of stuff only happened in the movies or for tv commercials.


Thursday, January 1, 2009

In case I missed anyone...

Happy New Year to everyone!

May the new year bring peace,happiness and prosperity to you and yours.

God Bless!