Thursday, December 27, 2007

I oughtta be in pictures...

Movies that teach you how to escape from prison...Priceless!!

Jose Espinoza

Otis Blunt

escape hole behind scantily clad picture of a woman

**Warning..big hole in the wall**

Here's what the Fox News Report had to say about it.

Wow! Fiction turned reality!...what's the next movie to play out?

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas, Y'all!


I wish you and yours a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Lost Sibling Reunion Day!..Special Monday edition.

We interrupt the regularly scheduled Monday Musings for this urgent news bulletin. No efforts have been spared in making dreams come true. Our investigations have uncovered yet more joyous siblings that were brought together by sheer chance. I believe that original notice was prompted by the mrs. after watching an episode of The View.

Our mission statement is all about the family and we will never give up on helping the world.

I know that some of us have heard that we have a twin somewhere in the world. We may never get to see the person that has striking resemblance to our facial features. So we will try to dedicate various posts to bring loved ones together and reunite siblings that otherwise may not have ever had a chance to bond.

This is the philanthropic side of D.C. I know it's hard to believe but I must help save the world one set of siblings at a time.

So for the fourth installment I give you:

Barry Manilow


Madame the puppet!

Further review of the Barry Manilow's picture reveals strands of string nearly invisible to the human eye.

We thank you for your support of our mission.

Stay tuned for more reunions!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

sir, may i (dead air) hand (dead air)? lol!

I was eating a bowl of frosted shredded wheats and heard about this article and nearly had to wipe off my screen and keyboard. It brings a whole new meaning to wedding traditions.

This could very well be a gruesome account of selective hearing fa sho!

Seems to me that a father has the option of saying "No, but I'll take your hand instead"!

I know I'm effed up, all i could think about was dropped call commercials in his defense.

*warning* ..Next time someone says that didn't hear everything you just said...take heed!

I dunno'...I'm just sayin.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Guest investigator honors goes to?...

We would like to recognize the efforts of a fellow blogger that came across great information and passed it along to us. While surfing the internet, she came across this obvious set of siblings and passed the info onto me. After verification process was conducted, we decided that it was a clear case of 99.99% certainty.

Ms. Behaving was the first person to send me this link to add to my "Lost Siblings Reunion Day"

Ladies and Gentleman, Let me present to some and introduce to others....

New York and Janice the guitar playing muppet. Thanks Thembi!(Honorable mention)

The eye lashes and the smile are a clincher.

Thank you, Ms. Behaving! Your efforts did not go unnoticed!

What do the people say?