Thursday, May 24, 2007

Similes and Metaphors-repost

Some of our phrases that really make me laugh

For example:

Hot as wolf p*s*y? What is the measuring device used?
Cold as a witches tit
blank blank a mothaf***a(anything can fit in here)
Slick as oil
Tight as a drum
Right as rain
Cold as hell
I'm in like Flin
Good to go
Like Whoa
Like dat, son
Girl/boy next door type
Girl you would take home to momma
Girl you wouldn't take home to momma(my fave kind)
Beat that you stole my shoes(Adidas' preferably)
Too Legit to Quit? WTF...Hammer!
Broke as a joke...and brokeness is funny?
Dumb as a box of rocks
Smart as a whip? WTF...whips think?...LOL

Man I tell ya...if I listen to regular everyday conversations of teenagers now or some old school hip hop...I could start a whole new language and no one would know anything I'm talking about...

I may as well start saying "waa da taa, my damie" like pootie tang

I'm sure that some of you have heard some to share?
This is my public service announcement.


nikki said...

i have NEVER heard someone say 'hot as a wolf's pussy'. EVAR.

having felt up a few witches myself, i can attest to the fact that their tits are indeed cold. the nipples feel like ICE.

and who is flin and why is it assumed he's always in?

remember that chappelle skit?

"i beat my meat like it owes me money!"

Anonymous said...

This is so good! I was talking to a friend about this just the other day:
Hot as Hell-does anyone really know
Cold as Hell-huh?
Slicker that owl sh*t-like you said, what's the measurement
Up sh*t creek without a paddle-why would you go to such a place AND be ill equipped
Knock on wood-why?
Beat the p*ss, sh*t, (or any other waste product) out of you-ummm....
Broke as a joke-see what comedians are making these days?
I'm pooped-er?

Thanks for the forum. This is fun.

dc_speaks said...

hahahahahaha...I play that skit almost every other day.

Its on my blog right now..."the neighbor" post from about a week ago..

you are crazy, girl.

@Soj: you are welcome brotha. Your post is hot too, dude. the writing is like dat, son! LOL

actually both of ya'll are very talented.

thanks for being around this morning.

Lo said...

How about "hot as f*ck"? I mean, I could understand "hot as f*cking," because that would be self-explanatory, but "hot as f*ck"? Is "f*ck" a place? And if so, is it where you go to f*ck or get f*cked?

dc_speaks said... ROAD TRIP SOUNDS LIKE IT IS IN ORDER!! smile.

nikki said...

g: perhaps the person up the creek without the paddle had a death wish, although i don't understand why a person would want to drown in a sh*t creek. that just sounds nasty...

deepnthought said...

how about,
stuck like chuck.

dumber than a bocks of rocks.

dc_speaks said...

lol@deep & nikki...ya'll are too much.

CapCity said...

i like: ride like u stole it! don't want my ride to be the one stolen - but have seen the way stolen rides are ridden then discarded w/ the quickness & for some absurd reason it makes me laugh. LOL!

CortneyGee said...

hot as wolf pussy you never heard of that Nikki... what about freakier than a foot rub ..? Good list Damon

mark said...

Good afternoon DC I couldnt think of anything so I didnt comment but finally I came up with one.

Exactly where does the phrase " Raining Cats and Dogs" come from?

Anonymous said...

happier than a faggot on a troop train

MzCoko said...

blank blank blank as a mothaf*cka is used.. but when u a kid u used to say "blank blank than a mug" lol.. and I never heard hot as a wolf's pussy but I know when somebody hair is nappy they say "she got that wolf pussy on her head"

dc_speaks said...

hey ya'll....MZ COKO: that was one of the funniest things i have ever heard. I ain't neva eva heard that before.

what up Mark and Gizzle?

sup anon? thanks for the input. come on back sometime

JustMeWriting said...

I love dumb as a box of rocks...LOL. so I'll just stick with that.

KIKI said...

Why does everyone always forget my personal favorite...Hung like a horse...LMAO...I don't think any interprutation is needed

dc_speaks said...

nope i dont think so kiki...its self explanatory

hey JMW, how's the headache.

CapCity said...

LMAO, Kiki! I can't b'lieve I forgot that one! one of my faves, too! LOL!

Girly_Girl said...

I can't believe you forgot MY favorite:

"Sweating like a whore in church on Sunday"

dc_speaks said...

lol...sorry Saadia. I didnt mean to leave it out.

Sugar said...

"Hot as wolf pu$$y"???? What region does that come from because I haven't ever heard it either! Geesh!

Lo said...

@Sugar: Hahahahaha!!! Cortney was the first person I ever heard say "hot as wolf pu$$y," and I was like, "Criminy!! Who the hell went up inside a wolf to find out exactly how hot it was!!!"

@Damon: Baby, your blog ROCKS!!! Muuuuuuuuuah!!!

mark said...

" "Sweating like a whore in church on Sunday""

mark bey: LOL. Ill will have to use this one sometime

Lola Gets said...

Ive never heard the "wolf pussy" one either.

One that I made up is, "butt-ass cold!" Which in and of itself is a contradiction, as butts and asses are usually warm, but for me it describes a coldness that is a complete 180 degrees from the warmth that butts and asses should be.