Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Damn...can I have my sh*t back...Please! repost

I happened back down memory lane today(your fault CG) and wasn't a happy camper...in fact I was like..damn that was foul!! I think most people will relate to this one.

Ahhh love is in the air..sharing,caring and romance. Special times when there is no such speakings of "my things and your things...We share everything!"


Those are the good times..gentle times..open and sincere times ...Burning and passionate love....


BUT......when the flames have died down and the two no longer act as one..the separation makes every purchase ever made flood back in with amazing accurate recall...IE:"Uh uhhhnn, u cant keep that..I bought that at Macy's right after the sale started cause I was with Nikki and she bought extra lingerie for when ray ray came home from being locked up on his DUI last August...don't tell me..I know when I bought that". I been there too, but then I'm always like that anyway. Smile......Remarkable memory recall on select things, but that's another blog.



Here's when it really gets interesting....borrowing music...(that's a simple one). I hate loaning out my Cd's especially to a girlfriend. When the romance is over, I never get my shit back...it's like the transaction of "BORROW"never registered. Breaking up means forfeiture of rights...I guess.





this is of course how it stared!!!!! NOW IT LOOKS MORE LIKE...................


How f****d up is that??.....under the guise of being my girl...I got suckered! Oh and don't ask for it back...."boy, you gave me that...it's mine now." My mental recall tells me a whole different version of the story like ummmm...you stole my shit...straight up!!! Kinda like letting it fall into your pocket and sneakin out the door!!!

I certainly could have respected the jack move more if it was more obvious like....


Call it what it really is...theft..either intentionally or not..I think you should do the right thing...give him or her their shit back and don't scratch it up either. Everybody hates a scratched c.d.

THIS IS AN APPEAL TO ALL RELATIONSHIP PROPERTY THIEVES(friends and family too.....cause ya'll do it and blame it on the ex)CAN WE PLEASE HAVE OUR SHIT BACK.



This is my public service announcement!!

54 comments:

Sheletha said...

go pistons...

Biby Cletus said...

Cool blog, i just randomly surfed in, but it sure was worth my time, will be back

Deep Regards from the other side of the Moon

Biby Cletus

dc_speaks said...

lol...stop sheletha.

@biby: thanks for stopping by. come on back anytime. the water's just right and there is lemonade poolside.

GO CAVS!!

I hope we play 5 on 5 thursday...instead of 5 on 8..including the refs that didn't call the fouls against the pistons.

Jennifer said...

Ahhh DC... you are so fun! I mean seriously fabulous!

:-)

If I ever get in a bad mood I'm coming straight here!

Best wishes...

Jen

Jennifer said...

Ohhh BTW DC, did you get my response and my email?

Just checkin... JJ

dc_speaks said...

Nope...checking it now.

Thanks, Jennifer.

KIKI said...

HEY! GIMME BACK MY SHIT!...hehehehe

mark said...

Good post DC you are correct when the relationship goes bad, any money that is owed after the women messed up the relatonship will never see a brothas pocket or bank account.

Just kidding I suspect that both sexes never get their items and cash back after the loving is gone

dc_speaks said...

"the thrill is gone"....I just love blues songs...

**tappin my foot to the beat**

Sojourner G said...

Girl what you need is a sign out list!! LOL

ms.b.havin said...

hey whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine...smile

Dave said...

DC,
This post was cracking me up! I may have an answer to your empty CD rack... download it and burn it /nudge *cough* you didn't hear that from me... what were we talking about again? Oh yeah...

Detroit.

dc_speaks said...

hahahaha...i have a better idea. I can frisk all visitors or subject them to a strip search upon exiting....hmmmm

I don't think my girl would go for that...so lemme see, oh yeah....I could have them empty all pockets and walk through cd detector machine like at the airports..

wow...I think I may be onto something here.

dc_speaks said...

hey ms b havin...i've heard that a few times before.

the sad part about that is...alot of people(not just women)feel just like that for real.

I have some boys that will torment a women by withholding something from her that belongs to her, just so he can keep the lines of communication open.

it's a darn shame.

thakns for stopping by...lurker(yet first time commentor)that you are.

Lance said...

grrrr...

nic said...

DC,
This is hands down the best mutha fuggin service announcement ever.

nikki said...

i am definitely the girlfriend who will abscond with the cds. it's to make up for all those nights when i gave up the va-jay-jay when i wasn't in the mood. brotha betta be glad i didn't take the car, too.

dc_speaks said...

@nic...thanks for the acknowledgements....LOL!

@nikki: shame on you girl. I get the feeling that a whole lot of women share that kind of thinking. here's a thought though. what about the times when women get dudes to go places, see movies, or buy something when they don;t want to. Does that mean that we are storing up the va jay-jay whse? just asking?

dc_speaks said...

hey kiki...what do I have of yours? hahahahahahah

NOTHING!!!!

shame shame shame

deepnthought said...

lol @nikki.....

I am definitely the one who will throw on the ninja gear and go get my stuff back. I love my music and all my stuff. I give stuff back no problem. partly because I don't need a reminder. Now if its the play station we may have to work out visitation rights. lol

mark said...

" i am definitely the girlfriend who will abscond with the cds."

mark bey: LOL. But what about all of those times when I put out (unselfishly to make her happy)when I didnt want to or I had a headeache.

Anyway please dont abscond with my cd's and my Coltrane, Duke Ellington, and Ma Rainey is OFF LIMITS.

nikki said...

dc: hey, if you don't complain about it or take action, that's on you dude. me, i'm getting the cds.

there should be some kind of system in place, like a chart letting us know what we get for what action. for example, if dude not only bugs me for sex when i don't want it, but he does it at like 3 am when i gotta be up at 5 am, i should automatically be able to snatch one of his top ten cds of all time, no questions asked. brotha can't get it back.

on the flip, if a sista interrupts her man during a regular season nfl game with one of the participants being his favorite team, he gets an automatic 'get a bj at any time you want it' card.

note how she doesn't have to give up her cd though. i'd give a bj in a heartbeat if it means i get to keep my 'frank sinatra capitol years' collection. music is more important to us females anyway...

Lance said...

NIKKI FOR PRESIDENT, FUCK HILLARY!!!!!...LOL!!!!! (;-P

dc_speaks said...

LOL@Nikki.

I'm going to come up with a system and blog it tomorrow.

thanks for the idea. hahahahahaha

It shall be the "fair exchange is no robbery" post. inspired by Nikki's comment....hahahahahahah

nikki said...

that's a great idea for an entry! i was thinking about doing that one too. i'll let you handle it though. i'll just debate it when you're done. LOL

dc_speaks said...

lol@nikki...don't be shy.

we can cross reference the blogsin a link and have the testoterone and estrogen parties in our respective places.

Let me know if your game.

nikki said...

oh, i'm down for it. this should be fun. i'm gonna make you guys PAY.

Lance said...

aiiight, d.c. betta git yo' alpha dog game on...no 1/2 steppin' fo sho!!!!

you kno' how i git down! (;-P

nikki said...

yeah, def bring da 'a' game, cuz i generally ace ish like this. ;)

we should make lance put in some work. all of this is his fault.

dc_speaks said...

ok...bet!

Lance...imma hit you up on email..

you sh*t starter you...

CortneyGee said...

I believe in taking all the things I gave you back ... I don't have indian in my family but I'm an indian giver Whatever the fuck that might mean
( I'm sure no native american thinks it's funny)
If we are together you can have it all but if we break up won't no new NUKKA be listening to the ipod I bought ya over those ispeakers I paid for I don't care how much you didn't want to screw me va jay jay you parted with .. what about all the I wish i was giving this to someone else dick I gave you... smile

Lo said...

"I can frisk all visitors or subject them to a strip search upon exiting....hmmmm

I don't think my girl would go for that"

*crickets*

dc_speaks said...

@Lo: hahahahahahahaha....

crickets? what the hell?...me?...noooo!....Never!

CortneyGee said...

aha ... That's right sis check that nukka tryin' to have strip search parties ..muahahahahahhahaa

LOL @ Damon ... Mano what you gonna do now hermano ?

Lance said...

what, what did i do??????

0(;-)

dc_speaks said...

oh nothing....other than nominating nikki for president....u gots to stand wit the brahs....brah!!

Lance said...

oh, i'll stand "with" the brahs...

...but the view is better standing "behind" nikki!

WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOOOOOOO?!!!!!!

hee, hee, hee.... (;-P

CortneyGee said...

Nikki for prez .... wouldn't be bad . A prez that will turn out for foot rub... I'm all for it I need to register to vote just to toss her name on the ballot

CortneyGee said...

just funning about the foot rub Nikki I love that story

JustMeWriting said...

PLEASE...I've got so much stuff I want back, it's CRAZY...

nikki said...

dc: don't hate on lance cuz he knows what's best for this country...

cortney: my skin is way thick, luv. if it wasn't, i couldn't have posted that story to begin with. LOL

lance: uh, perhaps you don't want to stand behind me. i have a flatulence problem to address first...

dc_speaks said...

nikki? are you serious?

right now you have the most popular..."ni99a's ain't sh*t" blog on the blogosphere.

i don't knock your skillz, but um that would be bad at this time. A prez that wants to puts us al in chains and let us out to service her needs.

It would go from a democracy to monarchy immediately...LOL

Lo said...

Alright, Cort...you gon' f*ck around and end up in a bit of a Barney (think Don Cheadle's character in "Ocean's Eleven").

nikki said...

dc: my blog doesn't lambast dudes! come ON. if you read even a fourth of it you'd see that. perhaps the last few entries have been calling specific brothas out, but i've never been one to diss brothas in the general.

dang...if you gonna call my blog out, at least be accurate with your shit.

nikki said...

oh, and i know you joking, but i gotta state that for the record, as a good politician's supposed to do.

dc_speaks said...

hahahahaha...u are a trip. okie dokie. yes i was just jokin but it did sound good to set the tone for a gender baised blog tommorow.

KIKI said...

I concur...NIKKI FOR PREZ!

And DC... you aint got nuffin of mine. I was f**kin wit ya...That was more of a general shout to all the MF's that do.

But seriously, I think it should all be returned after the break up. I don't get to keep shit & neither does he. What fascinates me are the one's who think one-sided...they want their shit back that they gave you but when you ask for stuff back that you spent your money on, then it's "You gave that to me as a gift...I'm not giving you shit back". So you want yo ish back & keep mine? (SMH)

What the hell is that all about?

dc_speaks said...

"Oh and don't ask for it back...."boy, you gave me that...it's mine now." My mental recall tells me a whole different version of the story like ummmm...you stole my shit...straight up!!!"

KIKI: I hope this helps...it's called the persective theory. Once the relationship is over, the perspectives are all different. What someone thought was a loan ends up being "thier property" hence the name that I gave them---RELATIONSHIP PROPERTY THIEVES.

hahahahaha

CortneyGee said...

glad I understand Cockney Slang .. I'm stepping back and stop picking fun... heheheheheh

CortneyGee said...

Nikki I know the skin is thick ... just making sure you knew I knew thus my fuggin wif ya !!!

Sugar said...

Such a tough thing...returning property after it's all said and done. The breakup alone is traumatic enough, so having that property, that you know he wants back, is one way of getting some kind of redemption. LOL

dc_speaks said...

sugar...shame shame shame. "The breakup alone is traumatic enough"

well said...so that means be done with it so tha tyou don't have to get those calls asking for it. how does that sound?

thanks for adding me to your links too. I appreciate it. you're on mine as well.

Lance said...

"lance: uh, perhaps you don't want to stand behind me. i have a flatulence problem to address first." - nikki

as long as it don't blind me and/or paralyze my hands, i'm good!

dc_speaks said...

eeeeeeww..a farter that lance doesn't mind!! hahahahaha too darn funny.

um...that was quite entertaining.

thanks for the comments today ya'll.