similes and metaphors
Some of our phrases that really make me laugh
For example:
Hot as wolf p*s*y? exactly how hot is that may I ask?
Cold as a witches tit
blank blank blank...as a mothaf***a(anything can fit in here)
Slick as oil
Tight as a drum
Right as rain
Cold as hell
I'm in like Flin
Good to go
Like Whoa
Like dat, son
Girl/boy next door type
Girl you would take home to momma
Girl you wouldn't take home to momma(my fave kind)
Beat that ass...like you stole my shoes
Too Legit to Quit? WTF...Hammer!
Broke as a joke...and brokeness is funny?
Dumb as a box of rocks
Smart as a whip? WTF is a whip?...LOL
Man I tell ya...if I listen to regular everyday conversations of teenagers now or some old school hip hop...I could start a whole new language and no one would know anything I'm talking about...
I may as well start saying "waa da taa, my damie" like pootie tang
8 comments:
"blank blank blank...as a mothaf***a" is my favorite.
I also got in trouble the other day for saying "cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra" in front of my MOTHER.
oooooooh...u bad!! a brass bra? um...ok. that's a new one on me..did mommy give u a spankin?
You know, saying 'colder than a witch's tit' is fine, but saying 'colder than a witch's tit IN A BRASS BRA' is so much better, don't you think?
My Mom wasn't happy with me, but she knows how I am.
Another one of my favorite things to say in front of my parents is 'sweating like a whore in church on Sunday...'
hahahahaha....that's a good one..I really like that one
Have you heard-I wouldn't give a cripple crab a crutch? A grandmother original
um...no but I heard it on a big daddy kane song!! LOL
How bout "Hung like a horse"? God forbid hehehe
u silly as hell kiki!!
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