Friday, February 16, 2007

the test results are in...(dramatic pause)

I was at home recently during the day and happened to catch a Maury Povich episode. This episode had a woman come to show and air all her dirty laundry. She had 13 different men tested to be the father of her child.
I was like "wtf"!!! 13 different dudes for one baby. That was really something to me. It was amazing how a dude had a short vidoe clip blasting her and her promiscuity. I was really tripping like...damn what city does she live in and did they provide AIDS testing too.

So anywho(man i sound like AB).........dude starts out about how he has a woman and he's in love....never hooked up with her and "she's a f*****g liar and hoe, Maury!" They show the picture of the baby and the crowd goes awwww and starts booing this guy. I can't front, normally I don't watch this crap but it was kinda entertaining for a minute. Dude brings his woman onto the stage and she acts like she wants to fight the accusing mother whom of course is calling him a liar and saying "watch mothfu****...you gone take care of your responsibility"....So I sit up a lil closer and Maury says"the results are in.....We will be right back after this quick commercial break" I'm like..damn this is fu***d up...I gotta wait too.

Commercial goes off and the envelope is opened and Maury says" You are NOT the father...." mannnnnn this girl goes running off the stage.....yelling , fallin all on the floor and crying...Maury goes after her and comforts her telling her that he wont stop till they find the baby daddy! I got the main idea though....... Just keep giving them names up !!!!!

Here's the only thing I want to tell the many, many women that bring all these dudes to tv and expose themselves.....USE RUBBERS!!! DAMN

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, Damn, you are so hilarious. I forgot to tell you..."you my baby daddy" ;o) j/k. I may call Maury though. We can have a free trip to NY..lol I love reading your blogs, you a great writer. luv ya, where's my child support? you late..;o)

Girly_Girl said...

You have so many girlfriends!

Anonymous said...

hmm....just how many girlfriends do you have??? You know what they say " Curiousity killed the Kat" lol

dc_speaks said...

lol....hahahah ur funny Kat...I would never go on any of those shows! mY DIRTY LAUNDRY STAYS IN MY BASKET!!!

THANKS..

ps i dont know what ur talking about Saadia...

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

nice blog - i still cant figure out why a woman or man would go on thoes type of shows albeit i still belive they are actors

Rich in the Stl said...

Yeah, they have the craziest stuff on those shows, but nothing beats Jerry Springer. You get the real trash on that show.

Anyway, she is certainly what they had in mind when they invented the word ho! She was getting all cocky, I guess because she had been through a dozen or more other dudes, it had to be him. Just trifling. I'm just glad it wasn't dudes baby, can you imagine being tied to ho like that for 18+ years. Whoever the daddy is, lets hope he has the presence of mind to ask for custody, that ho doesn't deserve to be a mother.

dr. girlfriend said...

Hmmm, let's suppose that these are real people for a moment. Has anyone stopped to think that if a woman had unprotected sex with that many men without the knowledge of her child's father and did not have the self awareness to realize that she should be discussing the matter on the couch of a psychotherapist rather than Maury or Jerry that perhaps she should not be referenced as a "ho" or whore but rather a disturbed individual, devoid of self love or self-respect? I am saddened to hear or read about stories of such women and more disappointed in our shameless disregard, taunts and jeering. Entertainment in our culture of course has no price.

dc_speaks said...

well dr girlfriend...im inclined to agree with rich this time...have sex with 1000 dudes...just protect yourself! If they have the presence of mind to bring them on tv..then they have the mental acuity to not be "whores"...hahahahaha

cyn said...

Yea I watch maury On a reg.Its saddens me to see young girls and that is what they are lil girls not knowing who their babies daddies are.But i dont put blame only on them they didnt "and this is my opinion and mine alone" have great upbrings.Their parents should be slapped.Becaus ei have 2 girls ages 17 and 14 and i have taught them dont sleep with every man you meet most men are after one thang only.And these men that come on saying oh the ho that bytch slept wif the whole town but yet they stick it raw like a fool.so they have no room to call anyone names.what about the 5 women who say one dude is the babies daddy and he cries aint me.and he is the father of all 5 plus claims 8 more and he is only 23.I bet most men see him as the MAN&PIMP DADDY AND SO FORTH.Its a double standard when it comes to men and women.

Khoney44310 said...

My sentiment exactly!!! Wrap it up!