Sunday, February 4, 2007

Damn..can I please have my sh** back?

I happened back down memory lane today(your fault CG) and wasn't a happy camper...in fact I was like..damn that was foul!! I think most people will relate to this one.

Ahhh love is in the air..sharing,caring and romance. Special times when there is no such speakings of "my things and your things...We share everything!"


Those are the good times..gentle times..open and sincere times ...Burning and passionate love....


BUT......we the flames have died down and the two no longer act as one..the separation makes every purchase ever made flood back in with amazing accurate recall...IE:"Uh uhhhnn, u cant keep that..I bought that at Macy's right after the sale started cause I was with Nikki and she bought extra lingerie for when ray ray came home from being locked up on his DUI last August...don't tell me..I know when I bought that". I been there too, but then I'm always like that anyway. Smile......Remarkable memory recall on select things, but that's another blog.



Here's when it really gets interesting....borrowing music...(that's a simple one). I hate loaning out my Cd's especially to a girlfriend. When the romance is over, I never get my shit back...it's like the transaction of "BORROW"never registered. Breaking up means forfeiture of rights...I guess.





this is of course how it stared!!!!! NOW IT LOOKS MORE LIKE...................


How f****d up is that??.....under the guise of being my girl...I got suckered! Oh and don't ask for it back...."boy, you gave me that...it's mine now." My mental recall tells me a whole different version of the story like ummmm...you stole my shit...straight up!!! Kinda like letting it fall into your pocket and sneakin out the door!!!

I certainly could have respected the jack move more if it was more obvious like....


Call it what it really is...theft..either intentionally or not..I think you should do the right thing...give him or her their shit back and don't scratch it up either. Everybody hates a scratched c.d.

THIS IS AN APPEAL TO ALL RELATIONSHIP PROPERTY THIEVES(friends and family too.....cause ya'll do it and blame it on the ex)CAN WE PLEASE HAVE OUR SHIT BACK.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me ask a silly question? Do you like your CD's? lol It seems the only thing that upsets you after a break up is the return of CD's borrowed or stolen. So, my solution would be to copy your cd's and hide the real ones that way no harm, no foul!! Right? You know that when they give it back they are going to take their highest pair of shoes and scratch it all up. So, do you think that this blog will teach people something? It taught me something....Don't get into a relationship..lol

Anonymous said...

i got a solution dude, frisk all people that leave out of your crib. Strip search all the women. Anon..thats funny shit!

dc_speaks said...

HAHAHAHA..well i did say that i would use a simple subject..if i got too deep, i may have cause some uproar amongst my peeps. I like the other solution..strip searching sounds great coming in and going out.

dr. girlfriend said...

Really funny stuff, man I liked this one. Some of us think of those "loan out" items at the end of the relationship as parting gifts or consillation prizes. That "Price Is Right" music plays and you instantly hear "You did not land a winning relationship but you did receive this slamming trio of CDs!" The rest of us either forgot about it, don't care about it, or actually think the item is ours! Either way...true, it's foul

dc_speaks said...

thanks dr girlfriend...i have left consolation gifts before...but my music wasnever included..good looking on the comment..are u guilty of being a"break up thief?" hahahahaha

dr. girlfriend said...

consolation, conciliatory.. sorry about the misspelling..naaaa never a break-up thief myself, when I am done I don't want any momentos or forget-me-nots. Never a victim either because I do use the strip search technique-it works lol..seriously though I have known a few of my girls to have been brought up on break up theft charges before

Girly_Girl said...

Awwww...I feel bad for you, DC!

You should give your girlfriends a BURNED COPY of your CD, not the original.

dc_speaks said...

kat, dr and girly...as previously stated..I was duped..I know much better now. I don't loan out music or movies anymore. but i would like to get some of my stuff back..just because its mine...lol

Anonymous said...

DC,
Im new to your blog and not to you. This certainly allows me to see whats going on in that head of yours.

To comment on your blog... I say give the man his shit back... Personally, he would get all back from me. He can also keep what I bought him. Then he can leave me the hell alone... Not calling me at 2:13am talking about... "You still got that one glass my grandmother gave me before she died?" ... Giving him all of his shit back would prevent this...

The only thing that I wouldnt give back is... If we are married... You can have your name back, you can have the dog that shits up the back yard, you can see the children all you want... but the ring is mine. I dont care how big or small... Its mine.

Now Im about to crack open another pepsi and read the rest of your blogs....

~Syd

Anonymous said...

Morning DC!!! Well, since you're on the subject...could I please have my Kem CD back that you "borrowed"!!!! LOL

Rich in the Stl said...

I absolutely hate loaning my CD's out, and I recently got reminded that I need to stick to my previous policy of never loaning music out. I'm happy to burn you a copy if you really want it. One of my very good friends (yeah, if you are reading this, I'm putting you on blast!) borrowed a set of CD's that you can't buy in stores and he misplaced my set. I think someone jacked him for it considering it's a set you can't buy. Anyway, fortunately he had copied them already and gave me a burned copy.

So, stick to the policy, no matter how fine the chick is or how good a friend they are. Which reminds me, I need to get a book back that I loaned him. He's my ace, what can I say.

dc_speaks said...

lol...thanks for the insight syd...i really like ur writing. its always so powerful and motivating...and SH..we can get you another kem II cd...i was waiting on that..smooches

dc_speaks said...

lol..rich...i feel you, son...i used c.d.'s but movies, ties, shoes, and soooo much more can fall into this blog...music was just the easy one..thanks for comment rich

dc_speaks said...

Damn..i got fronted on my own blog...maybe i should delete ur comment SH..i need to get some dirt on you..it's on and popping now..i knew u would have something to say about that Kem II...Im droppin that joint off in your mailbox within 24 hrs...but..i'm going to get you...and ur lil cat tooo(maniacallaughter)...hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Can I get my cd's back, now?

Kim said...

DC consider yourself lucky--I told you how my ex husband would be at my house taking things out of the garage while I was at work--after the divorce! Thankfully a neighbor called me and it came to my attention that he had a set of keys!

dc_speaks said...

i gotcha...let's kick dave's ass for doing that, Kim...Ill hold him down and you can kick him...smile