Today I am straight up dragging and as always have something to say....Coffee drinkers are fu****g liars!!!! That line about how people get perked up or they can't start their day til they get their first cup of coffee is bulls**t! I know the scientific explanation says that it's supposed to be a central nervous system stimulant, but dang...I'm coming up short!
I drank like 3 "cups of java" and I'm still about to pass out!!! Seems that my only hope is a red bull
It might jump me like a set of battery cables, but at least I'll still be awake. Otherwise when I bust off sleeping at my desk and someone comes in...I'll have to raise my head slowly when they call my name, wait a few seconds....then say"Amen"...hahahahahaha