Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Hurry up and wait!!

Let me put this on ya for a sec.....I am a little bit confused today...trying to sort this out in my head! By the way, this is rhetorical but if you leave a comment about it...i'm cool with that too...smile


Have u ever thought of hooking up with someone when it's cold outside....because its cold outside? Does the idea of having a nice warm body next to you on a cold Winters night provide your mind a certain serenity that can only come from the pleasantries of enjoying someone else's 98.6 degrees? Well...I've come to tell you that....you're foul!!!

lol...don't get it twisted...we all have done it, thought about it, or said it out loud....acting like we are only kidding...yeah right!

It was cold as a motha****a last night! Somehow(no need to name any 14yr old)the heat was turned up to 75, but clicked to"off "at some point in the evening...hence the setting was right, but you know what I mean....NO HEAT CAME OUT!!!! I woke up about 2am freezing my ass off. Went to go turn up the heat and was instantaneously enraged because it was below 60 in the house! Pipes might burst..so on and so forth.
Ok...maybe not this mad...but It felt like it!

Being up late, in the cold and alone in the bed took me to my younger days when I would make up any excuse in the world to get a woman over to the house. For the sake of saving that info..preventing the release of TMI to the female gender at this time...I will just give one example...LOL!

It took everything in me to not start crying from laughing when I looked at my phone on the table and reminisced over some stories back in da day! Believe me, I looked real hard too!! IE:the old..dial someone up(female of course) late night...ask for one of my dudes..then be overly apologetic because I woke them up, but still hold a conversation to coax them into a visit...Ok ladies, ya'll got a freebie!!

My mind went there though...just like the dude in "animal house". I was torn with the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. All I can say is...Thank God for space heaters and ESPN! I had a moment of very sincere temptation. However for the women that get those phone calls in the middle of the night....don't make the brotha go through what I had to endure....5-15 min of coaxing conversation...just get some clothes on and go over dude's house, or hang up on the nig*** when he asks for the wrong name!

Make the decision quick though! If they were anything like me, the clock is still ticking!!LOL

10 comments:

Girly_Girl said...

Two words: phone sex

dc_speaks said...

hahahahah...um that is not a choice for "da kid" thanks for the comment though. U R 2 funny!!

Rich in the Stl said...

If that's all a brother wanted, he didn't need to make a call to have a date with Mary Palm.

dc_speaks said...

lol...well I dont know Mary Palm...we never dated. For some strange reason the "booty call" held a great deal of excitement for me

Sheletha said...

That my friend is called Blizzard Booty...a long time companion when you live in Michigan...



ps. is mary palm the left or the right???

dc_speaks said...

hahahaha....ur silly sheletha

CortneyGee said...

so glad that I'm ambidextrious( don't know if I spelled it right .. but really just saying catch one with both hands ... heheheh)

Anonymous said...

LOL, you are a funny one. I must say that men aare not the only ones that make those calls. ;o) The nice thing about being the woman is "there is no coaxing" lol All ya gotta do is dial the number.
;o) And I am very familiar with the "one hand or the other" Doesn't do much for the body heat though..Wait, I think I may have made that call to you once...u never showed, you left a sista hangin' dang!!

Kim said...

DC you gave me a good laugh this morning. That is why I used to turn my phone off and night and sleep with the dog!

dc_speaks said...

hahahaha...kim and kat..u are both silly..i am noone's blizzard booty...thanks sheletha for the name....I made the calls only!!!