Thursday, February 15, 2007

similes and metaphors

Some of our phrases that really make me laugh

For example:

Hot as wolf p*s*y? exactly how hot is that may I ask?
Cold as a witches tit
blank blank a mothaf***a(anything can fit in here)
Slick as oil
Tight as a drum
Right as rain
Cold as hell
I'm in like Flin
Good to go
Like Whoa
Like dat, son
Girl/boy next door type
Girl you would take home to momma
Girl you wouldn't take home to momma(my fave kind)
Beat that you stole my shoes
Too Legit to Quit? WTF...Hammer!
Broke as a joke...and brokeness is funny?
Dumb as a box of rocks
Smart as a whip? WTF is a whip?...LOL

Man I tell ya...if I listen to regular everyday conversations of teenagers now or some old school hip hop...I could start a whole new language and no one would know anything I'm talking about...

I may as well start saying "waa da taa, my damie" like pootie tang


Girly_Girl said...

"blank blank a mothaf***a" is my favorite.

I also got in trouble the other day for saying "cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra" in front of my MOTHER.

dc_speaks said...

oooooooh...u bad!! a brass bra? um...ok. that's a new one on me..did mommy give u a spankin?

Girly_Girl said...

You know, saying 'colder than a witch's tit' is fine, but saying 'colder than a witch's tit IN A BRASS BRA' is so much better, don't you think?

My Mom wasn't happy with me, but she knows how I am.

Another one of my favorite things to say in front of my parents is 'sweating like a whore in church on Sunday...'

dc_speaks said...

hahahahaha....that's a good one..I really like that one

dr. girlfriend said...

Have you heard-I wouldn't give a cripple crab a crutch? A grandmother original

dc_speaks said... but I heard it on a big daddy kane song!! LOL

KIKI said...

How bout "Hung like a horse"? God forbid hehehe

dc_speaks said...

u silly as hell kiki!!