Coffee can wake you up..fact or fiction?
Today I am straight up dragging and as always have something to say....Coffee drinkers are fu****g liars!!!! That line about how people get perked up or they can't start their day til they get their first cup of coffee is bulls**t! I know the scientific explanation says that it's supposed to be a central nervous system stimulant, but dang...I'm coming up short!
I drank like 3 "cups of java" and I'm still about to pass out!!! Seems that my only hope is a red bull
It might jump me like a set of battery cables, but at least I'll still be awake. Otherwise when I bust off sleeping at my desk and someone comes in...I'll have to raise my head slowly when they call my name, wait a few seconds....then say"Amen"...hahahahahaha
7 comments:
You need a double shot of espresso. This works every time.
only thing that works everytime is colt 45, Saadia!! Stop it!
Be quiet, DC
hahahahah...what i do? im telling the truth..by the way Saadia...i was looking for a blog of yours to get drunk off of...hahahahaha where is it?
DC--do you realize I am completing my masters degree this semester? Writing my thesis is every bit as difficult as I imagined it would be. I try to post new poems on my blog as often as possible, but, cut me some slack!!!
I'll try to write a boozy poem later on.
It's all math D. Formula: Amount of caffeine content or potency of your stimulant of choice X body habitus (weight, height etc)=jolt!! (measured effect)
A stimulant works best at the correct measured dose; jumbo Java with double shot of expresso could be the ticket for you or 2 red bulls but rather than say "take two and call me in the morning", my final word is large amounts of caffeine (whether in one sitting or over time) are ill advised and not recommended! :)
man i just love having you around dr girlfriend!!! my own profressional consult...online at that...smooches to you. I'll be sure to loook at the surgeon general's report.
damn..wait..your a Doctor of Oncology...I dont have lung cancer...man be quiet...hahahahahaha
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