Tuesday, October 9, 2007

the test results are in..(dramatic pause)--Repost

I was at home recently during the day and happened to catch a Maury Povich episode. This episode had a woman come to show and air all her dirty laundry. She had 13 different men tested to be the father of her child. 13 were not!
I was like "wtf"!!! 13 different dudes for one baby. That was really "special" to me. It was whack how the dude had a short video clip blasting her and her promiscuity. I was really tripping like...damn what city does she live in and did they provide AIDS testing too.

So anywho(man i sound like AB).........dude starts out about how he has a woman and he's in love....never hooked up with her and "she's a f*****g liar and hoe, Maury!" They show the picture of the baby and the crowd goes awwww and starts booing this guy. I can't front, normally I don't watch this crap but it was kinda entertaining for a minute. Dude brings his woman onto the stage and she acts like she wants to fight the accusing mother whom of course is calling him a liar and saying "watch mothfu****...you gon take care of your responsibility"....So I sit up a lil closer and Maury says"the results are in.....We will be right back after this quick commercial break" I'm like..damn this is fu***d up...I gotta wait too.

Commercial goes off and the envelope is opened and Maury says" You are NOT the father...." mannnnnn this girl goes running off the stage.....yelling , fallin all on the floor and crying...Maury goes after her and comforts her telling her that he wont stop till they find the baby daddy! I got the main idea though....... Just keep giving them names up !!!!!

Here's the only thing I want to tell the many, many women that bring all these dudes to tv and expose themselves on national televison for the amuse3ment of the viewers.....USE RUBBERS!!! DAMN

And to the Fellas....USE RUBBERS!!! PLUS...Stop making your next door neighbor the victim of your quest to break Wilt Chamberlin's record of 20,000 women.

Y'all are playin yourselves because your misery is entertainment for the masses.

This has been my Public Service Announcment!

22 comments:

neshia said...

you won't see me up there i think is nesty of the men and women ! my goods is on lock down for one person only

KIKI said...

What I wanna know is...WHERE IN DA HALE ARE THEY MAMMA'S AT?!?! I mean...these are some young ass girls that are bringing these men on the show. WTF!!

Shit...when I was 14, 15, 16 years old, I had MAYBE a half hour free time before either moms or pops got home; and the dishes from breakfast had better be done by the time they did, or a fresh ass whuppin was gonna be handed out. There wasn't time to think about fuckin, let alone with 13 or more guys!

All I know is I BETTA NOT see yo ass on there; or I'mma help Lo whupp yo ass LOL!

Femigog said...

I dont get to watch much Maury but the commercials make me cringe everytime! the sad thing is that people know why they are being invited to sit on Maury's stage and take the free trip to where ever it is filmed at the cost of their dignity! Too sad

Girly_Girl said...

That's so gross.

I know what you mean, though, sometimes shows like that can be entertaining for a minute...

DurtyMo said...

OMG! It's funny you should bring this up cuz yesterday I was home flipping thru the channels and what did I land on? MAURY! Back 2 back episodes. It was the craziest shyt but I could NOT stop watching! It's a sin and a shame but the foolery be funny as hell!

dmarks said...

Needs a movie adaptation "13 Men and a Baby". Wonder if they can clone Steve Guttenberg for many of the roles. If not, maybe they can find other "Why do they even have a career?" stars to act in the movie

GC said...

thanks 4 dropping by my blog
Maury keeps doing those shows because it's just riveting. It is an emotional rollercoaster--especially where they do the paternity tests for couples that are together and it's not his kid and dude starts crying and saying he doesn't care that's his kid 'cause he changed to many damn diapers to walk away now.

mp1 said...

My mama would beat my azz if I was one of the "contestants" on that show. I'm not out there like that, but there's no way I'd let anybody talk me into going on one of those shows. She better come up with a good lie to even get me to consider!!

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Say it again because I don't think the al heard you!!!! It's a hot mess what these people do to themselves.

Blah Blah Blah said...

If I EVER get a call tlaking about..."this is the Maury show"...

*click*

Who in their right mind has sex with 13 dudes in a weeks time and not know who the hell the father is... or better yet, who the hell goes on TV and tells the world in so many words that they are riding raw with everyone in town!

GurlNexxDoor said...

He must pay for the trips, and lodging, that is probably why they are doing it.

I can't seen any self respecting person doing something like that.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

I've seen that episode. Sad all the way around!

neshia said...

dc...where you at

Ray said...

AMEN My Brotha, I mean for real. I love Maury...I cant stop laughing everytime I watch that show...

Tired of being broke said...

Can't the doctor determine the approximate date of conception? If so, how can you not narrow down the number of men you slept with? 13? possible fathers..helllzzz naaaahhh

dc_speaks said...

ok...sorry fam.

@Neshia: thats good news you wont be going on tv. oh and tmi! lol

@Kiki: you are too darn silly. mamas was getting their swerve on too.

@femigog: yeah, they know what's up when they get the call

@saadia: hey, MF! two days straight. wow. they are all nasty.

@durtymo: a damn shame fo sho. i was glued to the tv though.

dc_speaks said...

@dmarks: hahahaha..i like him in police acadmey movies..watch it. lol

@gc: you're welcome..thank you for stopping over here. yeah that all changes when they fly back home and dude looks at her all cross eyed! lol.

@mp1: there is not lie good enough. you know when maury's producers call what the deal is. they tell you why they are calling anyway. fronters...all of em!

dc_speaks said...

@the diva: i love being linked on your blog too. thanks. as long as you didnt say a "Hot Ghetto Mess"..hahahahahahaha

@blah: I wouldn't even answer. the caller id and privacy manager will be in full effect all the way. i feel you on that

@GND: they pay for everything and give them some money too. my one friend was on divorce court and they gave him about 2K.

@TOSG: Thats every show now. not just one in a while...he used to not do that everyday, but now he's just like Jerry...well not quite, but gettin there.

@Neshia: i was busy...geez..lol

@ray: hows the east coast brotha? I laughed too. but i wanted to scream the next second.

@TBB: doctor? doctor. pfffft. they aint goin to the doctor. they just estimate the dudes they kicked it with and eventually one will be dat baby pappy. sad and pathetic for the dudes, women and the producers. thanks for stopping by.

Ms. Behaving said...

The situations are S-A-D but make for great entertainment and unfortunately, RATINGS is ALL it's about these days.

SIGH

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Dude, aint 13 an unlucky number? with that many im sure she left out a few

Seven said...

ROFL LMAO! I laugh but in all seriousness, it is sad. Really, it is.

Shelia said...

Its sad to see how many people are still going around having unprotected sex. Crazy.