Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Why We Cry...email (Repost)

I thought this was funny and obviously written by a clueless person. I'll post it for the purpose of getting some male and female feedback. Personally I think it's extremely lopsided.

What do y'alls think?


Guys cry because...

1. Girls screw them over...
2. They just got hit in the balls...
3. They're about to die...
4. Their heart is broken...
5. Because they are true men.

GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl...hug him and kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that our girls will be there for us to support us when we need them and help us get our mind off the pain of heartbreak, getting kicked in the balls, and knowing we're gonna die.


Girls cry because...

1. They're sad...
2. They're scared...
3. They're nervous...
4. They're frustrated...
5. They're missing someone...
6. They're alone...
7. They're PMSing...
8. They're pregnant...
9. Their heart is broken...
10. They're in love...
11. Their souls have been torn...
12. THEY MET A BOY THEY CANT HAVE...
13. They fell in love with a boy...
14. They hurt so bad inside...
15. They're mad...
16. Something bad happened...
17. JUST BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE CRYING...
18. Because they got hit in the chest.

BOYS: If any girl you know is crying and you see them, don't just stand there and say you're sorry. Hold them and tell them everything will be okay, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them.

10 comments:

tAnYeTTa said...

I agree with this part:

Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them.

fuzzy said...

As a male, I can only get behind ideas 3 and 4.

Number 1, ummm though I have been screwed over by girls, I have built up an immunity to it! That rough skin!

Number 2, makes me want to get violent, not cry. I have been hit many times in the balls!

Number 3, when I think about death it depresses me. I can imagine when I see myself dying, I do shed some tears! Hey its my life!

Number 4, When your heart hurts everything is messed up!

Number 5, I was taught real men don't cry. Number 5 don't fly!

Women just cry too damn much! Every lil thing they cry! grow some skin to make it rough, so damn sensitive!

KIKI said...

Did I say some ole ignant shyt the last time you posted this? Prolly so...so why should this time be any different?(smile)

I've only seen men cry on three different occassions...

(1)when their mother/grandmother dies. Oddly, I've never seen a man cry over losing his father...hhhhmmmm...

(2)When they've been kicked in the nuts. (Damn, Fuzzy must have nuts of steel LMAO)

(3)When they can't get no moe p*ssy. I dont mean just regular p*ssy...I mean that "Damn I think I wanna marry her ass" coochie.

Women cry for one reason & one reason only other than the death of a loved one...

When we get sick of ya'll shyt!! You can miss me wit all that other mess on that list...

Who wrote dat mess anyway?

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

i cried fathers day
although my kids live with me each day
i got no gift from their moms
but seeing my son
teach his sister how to ride her bike
on fathers day was the best gift ever
one worth of tears for me

YoungBlack&DL said...

I agree with the girls part...most do just want to be comforted, and felt as if their emotions are known and cared about.

The men part raises my right eyebrow so high, its meetingmy hairline.

Shockingly I don't agree with Mr. Fuzzy, I think number 5 might be the trueset of the whole men section. The first 4 excluding the 4 I don't see a man crying over, but I do believe real men cry.If you have a man who never cries, then you ahev a man, that you are going to have some serious emotional issues with.

Now I'm not talking about a man who cries when ever the wind changes, but a man who truly is intouched with his feelings.

I worked in high school, with a lot of inner city kids, in an after school program, and a lot of their angry issues, are stemmed from them not being able to cry or show emotions. THey were always taught, that its not manly to cry or boys don't cry...what are they left with to express their feelings when they are down, but anger.

Eb the Celeb said...

FUNNY... but why girls gotta have so many more reasons

neshia said...

i will not screwed him over like the last gril did (smile)

MysTery said...

That's Right! (Dave Chappell) lol

rebecca said...

The Pasture

I'm going out to clean the pasture spring;

I'll only stop to rake the leaves away

(And wait to watch the water clear, I may);

I Shan't be gone long.--- You come too.

 

I'm going out to fetch the little calf

That's standing by the mother. It's so young

It totters when she licks it with her tongue.

I shan't be gone long.--- You come too.

----------by runescape money
 

neshia said...

hughim and kisshim i hope it will be soon lol