Wednesday, December 5, 2007

sir, may i (dead air) hand (dead air)? lol!


I was eating a bowl of frosted shredded wheats and heard about this article and nearly had to wipe off my screen and keyboard. It brings a whole new meaning to wedding traditions.

This could very well be a gruesome account of selective hearing fa sho!

Seems to me that a father has the option of saying "No, but I'll take your hand instead"!

I know I'm effed up, all i could think about was dropped call commercials in his defense.

*warning* ..Next time someone says that didn't hear everything you just said...take heed!

I dunno'...I'm just sayin.

20 comments:

Anali said...

Damn! What a weird contrast. Right before coming to your blog, I just read a really romantic post about another wedding proposal. That one did not end with an amputation. Hmmm. I wonder what post I'll be reading next. Let the blog-hopping continue! ; )

The Diva's Thoughts said...

You have got to be kidding me!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

profetic is all i can say

Nic said...

15 year old daughter.....there ain't a man I know who'd want to do anything less. Just WANT though......not actually go through with.

KIKI said...

I know I've thought about cuttin of a mo'foes shyt...

but it wasn't his hand...hehehe

T.C. said...

WTH is really good! i mean dude could just clearly say NO...SMH...clearly it is off...TRUE the girl is only 15, but dude is 18...my father would have gone OFF but not like that...just kicked the dude out...i mean really...

DurtyMo said...

Ain't that nothing!

Mr. Jones said...

Dad didn't play around.

Ticia said...

Well Damn!!

Hands off

Shelia said...

Oh my...

Sojourner G said...

Now there's a WTF if I ever heard one!
WTF is an 18 YO thinking about marriage this fast?
WTF is he wanting to marry a 15 YO? Had he just not met any older women that rocked his...er...captivated his interest?
WTF did he do to tick of Papa?
WTF did Papa get a SWORD?
WTF didn't Jr. do the research on the family and find out Papa was an ex-con
Last but not least:
WTF was the 15 YO's answer?
"Uh NOOOOOO! You only have ONE hand and that's so ewwwwww!"

Too Funny!
(in a really tragic sort of way)

LoveMyselfFirst said...

wow. how did no one notice homeboy holding a sword? I mean, how do you hide a sword in a suit? I'm just saying. Poor kid though. I wonder if they'll still get married?

Shelia said...

LOL,LOL, Lord, Lord, Lord. I've go to stop laughing

Camille said...

Daaaaamn. I guess he got his point across...

SUGARTHEGIRL said...

Wow!! Brings new meaning to check out a person's family before you agree to marry them!! Sheesh!

CapCity said...

well...everybody said what i was thinkin' so...Wha's GOOD, DC? ;-)

BK said...

LMAO hahahaaaa OMG this is crazy!!!

Damn

Kawana Aminata Oliver said...

Hmmmmmm ;-)

Blu Jewel said...

well, my damn! that's some real live craziness right there!

The Master (De)bater said...

Man, I thank God my father-in-law is a cool cat! If he pulled a sword, we would look like Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed going for broke... and I hope I wouldn't be Apollo! LOL!